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Friday, October 30, 2009
Major is 1 year old
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"Will you..."
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Thursday, October 29, 2009
Avenna Maugatula Smith AhQuin is here
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Friday, October 23, 2009
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
The Husband Store
Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
Annual Halloween Party
It's that time of year again, for our neighborhood to get together and have a spooky and fun time as neighbors. It's our fourth year and we will be having 2 bounce houses, a scary movie & fOOd!!!! 5:00PM – Halloween Night in front of horlacher's house in the street!!!!
Food assignmenTS:
1175 South – crock pot of soup or chili
(Please have to tonya's by 3:00pm-oct 31st)
375 east – 3 GALLONS OF APPl E JUICE OR CIDER & Paper cups
(Please have to tonya's by october 30th)
325 east – 2 dozen rolls
(Please have to tonya's by 3:00pm-october 31st)
1100 South – paper goods: Plates, bowls, spoons, napkins
(Please have to tonya's by oct. 30TH)
1060 south – 2 dozen cupcakes
(Please have to tonya's by 3:00pm-October 31st)
225 east – 4 bags of chips
(Please have to tonya's by october 30th)
1020 south – hot dogs, buns & condimen ts
(Please have to tonya's by 3:00pm-OCTOBER 31ST)
If nobody is home to drop off your assignment, please feel free to leave it on the front porch. Someone Will get it. We have always asked for a $5.00 donation, per family, to help pay for the jumphouses, IF you can. We will also have a movie and popcorn going on during the evening.
Please RSVP to Tonya Horlacher at 229-2457 so I can plan for enough food and fun!!!! We look forward to having a great time with all of our neighbors. Anyone that has tables and chairs that we can use for the evening please Feel free to drop them off on the side of my house. Please put your name on them.
Sunday, October 18, 2009
I celebrated 40 years!!!
Friday, October 16, 2009
State Game in Lehi
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Wednesday, October 14, 2009
The Spectrum Article (10-14-2009)
ST. GEORGE - In years past, the Snow Canyon girls' soccer program rarely carried the notoriety of a winner.
So when Ken Kunde took over the reigns eight seasons ago, the rebuilding phase officially began.
Although it took time, familiar losing campaigns - like a forgettable 3-10 mark in 2001 - are now a thing of the past.
The Warriors have turned the corner, reeling off three straight .500 or better seasons, with this year's 9-4-3 mark this decade's best finish, and Tuesday's 1-0 first round win over Maple Mountain in the first round of the 4A state playoffs is another stepping stone.
"We're very pleased with where our program's at," Kunde said. "The girls' work ethic is probably one of the biggest differences ... They work so hard in the offseason to be ready for games like these."
The Warriors' sideline leader added the team has helped better prepare up-and-coming players from the community. Thus, when they arrive to play varsity ball, they're not overwhelmed.
No better example than sophomore Cecilee Horlacher who kicked in the game-winning goal with 1:54 left to play in the first half.
The midfielder doesn't look like an underclassman, nor does her play on the field. On the game-winning kick, Horlacher showed poise and control.
Senior and team leader Liz Ricks took ball possession into Maple Mountain territory down the left sideline. Horlacher - with just three goals on the season prior - then spaced herself, spun away from her defender, and proceeded towards the penalty box.
The crisp pass left the sophomore one-on-one with Golden Eagles goalkeeper Kara Betts, where eventually the ball had enough zip to go underneath her block attempt.
"It's really exciting," said Horlacher of her first playoff goal. "We expected them (Maple Mountain) to be very good, like any playoff team. But we came in focused, aggressive, and wanting the win."
Snow Canyon controlled the ball and tempo for most of the contest, which is critical against a Golden Eagles offense that came in averaging 3.6 goals per game.
Although standout forward Baylee Nielsen put fear into the Warriors defense with physical play and a never-quit attitude, she rarely had clean looks at the goal.
Warriors goal-keeper Kylie Moore earned the shutout.
The win marks Snow Canyon's first postseason win since 2006. They will hope to keep it going against either Lehi or Olympus on Thursday.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
SCHS won our game against Maple Mountain!!!
Our Soccer Player in Action



SCHS Girls Soccer Team is Playing for STATE!!!!

Sunday, October 11, 2009
Big Boys NEVER grow UP




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It's that time of year again!!!
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Monday, October 5, 2009
St. George Marathon
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