Tuesday, July 28, 2020
Sunday, July 26, 2020
MOVED out of Wolverine Crossing
We moved Sydnee out of her first apartment building after 2 years.
2 years ago she decided she wanted to move out on her own with some friends from St. George and start her own adventure. She happened to get paired up with Macie Snoddy as her roomate, which is a whole nother story (GODincidence, NO COINCIDENCE)
They have become the best of friends!! WE LOVE MACIE!!
She is like one of our own daughters and I am thankful for Heavenly Father for looking after my Sydnee and blessing her with Macie.
They want to look for something that might be cheaper for them so in the mean time we moved them out to Macie's parents house. Her family is so sweet to have Sydnee there for the mean time.
It will be exciting to see what their next adventure brings.
We are so proud of Sydnee and her independent self.
Saturday, July 25, 2020
LAGOON Amusement Park for the FIRST TIME
We were able to go to Lagoon as a family (missing Cambria & Jeff & Sydnee)
for the first time and WE LOVED IT!!!
It was so much fun. A lot smaller than Disneyland but probably as many rides per square footage.
It was a BLAST!!!
The game changer was the LAGOON-A Beach (Water park)
We swam in the middle of the day till it closed for about 3 hours and got rejuvenated
till the amusement park closed.
WE WILL DEFINITELY COME AGAIN!!
Friday, July 24, 2020
HAPPY PIONEER DAY!!!
We are in Provo, UTAH this weekend and we are trying to squeeze in as much time with Trevor and Kylee before they move to Connecticut for school. Kylee was accepted to YALE and we are excited but so sad to have them on the other side of the United States. We met our kids at Brazzas Mexican Food place across the street from NuSkin. Then went to get ice cream.
I honestly can't come to Provo and NOT stop by and see my little sister.
I called her earlier and told her that there would be a possibility that I can't come over because I woke up with a sore throat. But I couldn't stay away. I kept my mask on and stayed my distance. This picture was as close as I got. NO HUGS but just wanted to be close to her.
This whole CANCER thing is soooo hard, but we know that Heavenly Father has a plan and
we have FAITH in his plan.

Monday, July 20, 2020
Happy 28th Birthday Cam
Tia asked me to help her pull off a surprise birthday party for Cambria.
She wanted her to feel loved and know how much she is appreciated.

Sunday, July 19, 2020
Church with our girls
We got to go to church together as a family to Cambria and Cecilee's ward.
It was so nice to be together for church and feel somewhat normal.
Even though there was every other bench sat in and everyone in masks,
we will accept the fact of that to be able to go to church.
Tuesday, July 14, 2020
2020 from Facebook
Dear Diary 2020 Edition,
In
January,
Australia caught on fire. I don’t even know if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran
. We might actually still be almost at war with them
. I don’t know, because
Jen Aniston and
Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards
show and everyone flipped the crap out
, but then there was this thing happening in
China, then
Prince Harry and Megan
peaced out of the Royal family, and there was the whole impeachment trial
, and then corona virus
showed up in the US
“officially,” but then
Kobe died
and UK
peaced out of the European Union.


















In February,
Iowa crapped
itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the
Speaker of the House took ten. Whole. years. to rip up a speech , but then The
WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused
some really important people
in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty
, and
Americans started asking if Corona beer
was safe to drink
, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor
who just knew the
flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.













In March, stuff hit the fan
. Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust
, but then Italy
shut its whole country down
, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized, a
pandemic and then a nationwide state of emergency
was declared in US
, but it didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu
, but then COVID Not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously?
I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks
, get y’all to close all of the schools so y’all can
appreciate teachers
for once (because you can’t teach them anything other than how to use a touch screen
) close down all of salons so you can’t get your
hair or your nails done
, we couldn’t find toilet paper
anywhere! And everyone had to work from home and attend Zoom meetings in their underwear. The
DOW took a crap
on itself, and most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing
, We were then all introduced to
Tiger King and the ONE thing we can all agree on this year ,
Carol totally killed her husband
..... whacked him! And then Netflix was like you’re welcome, and we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross and were all searching for lotion now.






















And in Utah we can’t forget the
earthquakes and all the aftershocks.

In
April, Bernie finally busted
himself out of the presidential race
, but then NYC
became the set of The Walking Dead
and we learned that no one has face masks
, ventilators, or toilet paper, or THE FREAKING SWIFFER WET JET LIQUID , and by now our
outgrowth is showing, so there’s a shortage on
box hair dye and all of our hair dressers are like ,
NO DONT DO IT!!! But, then Kim Jong-Un died, but then he came back to life … or did he? Who knows, because then the Pentagon released
videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April….










In
May, the biblical end times kicked off , historical locust swarms, we learned of murder hornets
and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games
however people forgot to let us know. people legit started to protest lockdown measures with
AR-15s, 
sports events were cancelled everywhere. But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were
protests in every city
,which was confusing to some of us because people were definitely gathering in
crowds of more than 
10 and for sure closer than 6 foot away 
from each other . Those people must have forgotten about the
pandemic called COVID Not One Through 18. Media
struggled with how to
focus on two important things at once, people in general struggle to focus on more than one important thing. A dead whale
was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest
after monkeys
stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab
and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid
narrowly missed the Earth
.























In
June, science and common sense just got thrown
straight out the window and somehow
wearing masks became a
political thing, but then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic. then
scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like 

DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT, but then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind
was like non-fiction, but then it was also announced that there is a strange
radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe
that repeats itself every so many days
, and everyone was like
DON’T YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO COMMUNICATE WITH IT
but then America reopened
from the shut down that actually wasn’t even a shut down, and so far, things have gone spectacularly .... not that great
. All of the Karen’s came out at once, and people started tearing down
statues. Everyone is on Facebook arguing
that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works
, but then Florida
was like hold my beer
and let me show you how we’re number one
in all things, including new Not Corona Beer Coronavirus. Trump
decides now is a good time to ask the Supreme Court
to shut down
Obama Care because what better time to do so than in the middle of a pandemic
, but then we learned there was a massive dust cloud
coming straight at us
from the Sahara Desert
, which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the
ghost mummy thing is most likely in that dust cloud. We then
learned of meth-gators
, and I'm like that is so not on my flipping 2020 Bingo card
can we use it as the free space??
Then we learned that the Congo's worst ever Ebola
outbreak is over
, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worse ever?
....... and don’t forget we just discovered FLYING SNAKES!
, seriously! FLYING SNAKES!!!!







































So here comes July…. at this point we are over it , just tell us what’s next ....
Aliens?
Zeus?
Asteroids? Artificial Intelligence becomes self aware? Can it just be something cool
or fun for once? Maybe even a good laugh , like hahaha
April Fools! We all actually wouldn’t mind that joke at this point.





I have no idea who wrote this.
Also, why didn't I know about the whale in the Amazon? Or a few other things because I just can’t keep up anymore!
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